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Toilet Talk
Submitted by capdog on Wednesday, January 24, 2007 - 16:37

Ladies, there's a special treat in store for you today. In our quest to strengthen ties between the sexes, I'm going to let you in on a little guy secret that may seem slightly... er, strange; but that brings great pleasure to every warm blooded male on this planet.

Some restaurants and bars have enormous difficulty disposing of ice. God knows why it's a problem to dump it, or why they want to get rid of it in the first place; but it's a fact.

Instead of throwing the unwanted buckets of frozen cubes out onto the grass, or down a drain, custodial staff often empty them out into the men's toilet urinals.

You can probably guess where this is going.

Us men then take great pleasure in seeing how many cubes can be melted into nothingness with a warm stream of highly targeted "beer waste-product". It's like a mini competition, where the only score is kept in your head.

Ok, work with me now girls... can you even imagine how satisfying this is? Not only do you get to relieve yourself, but the entire process becomes a competitive sport that you can actually improve at!

Every trip to the toilet is another epic clash of two natural forces!

God, isn't nature great?


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Subject:  Oui oui
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Author:  DeanRichards
Date:  25 January, 2007 - 06:10

Don't care what anybody says, carving one's name in ice is a honed artistic talent! I imagine in the future this will be referred to as the post-modernistic cubist movement.

PS. Isn't the ice is there to prevent the urinal from smelling like one?


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Subject:  Ice sculptures
Author:  richards77
Date:  25 January, 2007 - 06:31

By the end of the night the ice has been moulded to every guys fantasy. Whatever a guy desires to be built of an ice sculpture can be done in the privacy of the mens bathroom.

It gives us men the opportnity to express our artistic talent without being belittled for it as only we know what the sculpture portrays.


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Subject:  men, men, men, men , manly men, men, men
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Author:  kliktrak
Date:  25 January, 2007 - 07:35

well the ice man cometh and all that...

KLIKTRAK
http://kliktrak.partychief.com


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Subject:  actually...
Author:  d;) (not verified)
Date:  19 February, 2007 - 08:03

I think that the ice is a very clever way of making you guys focus on the task at hand, or in hand, to reduce...let's call it...spillage. So, cleaning costs are significantly reduced, as is the smell.

;)


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