Chrisso sent in this highly amusing flyer that he picked up at the beach and scanned for our enjoyment. For R20, it seems, Dr Mama and Dr Muwanga can do just about anything!
* Removal of misunderstandings with anybody
* Men's penis which cannot erect powerfully
* Women who cannot produce
* To be liked at work
* Court Cases
And on the back:
* Reduce women's private parts
* Make more rounds during sex
* Business attraction
* can't see periods
* remove bad luck and Tokoloshe
It's too much for me, I just can't handle it. I mean, nobody actually believes that African Herbs and spiritual powers can fix tuberculosis, diabetes and gonorrhea, right?! Surely the health department should be all over these "doctors" like a bad rash, closing up their practices and locking them in jail?
Or at least forcing them to put big red disclaimers on the top of their flyers, reading "WARNING: THIS SHIT DOESN'T WORK"
Isn't that right? Heath department? Manto, are you listening?
Oh, wait, that's right...
More over at http://www.sackmanto.co.za