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Confessions Of A Taxi Owner

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Confessions Of A Taxi Owner
Submitted by capdog on Monday, January 29, 2007 - 14:29

Why this taxi owner chose "Tomb Raider", a 1996 computer game featuring a large-breasted British archaeologist, as the theme for his South African minibus taxi... in his own words... which capdog just made up...

Taxi owner:

Well, why not?!

Look at the stunning Lara Croft, look at all her beautiful curves! That gorgeous, flowing 3D animation as she runs underground shooting her way through dangerous animals in pursuit of ancient treasures!

We're not so different, Lara and I. We have many things in common. For instance, I also carry two pistols, both with an infinite amount of ammo, as well as a shotgun, magnum and dual-uzis!

Things that get in the way, I shoot! Other taxis, I shoot them too!

And like the hazardous Peruvian tombs that Lara explores, my taxi rides often require me to solve complex physical puzzles - like for instance how to cross five lanes of bumper-to-bumper traffic at 100km/h! This can be vital if I'm to make it to the end of the level before my time runs out!

Just like Lara, I view the world as a consequence-free environment, in which I have many expendable lives! If something goes wrong, it's okay because I can always restart!

Nothing matters, it's all just BANG BANG!! POW POW!! DIE DIE!! Quick, drive over that curb to grab another passenger! Red light? JUST GO! Drive fast, WEEEEEEE!! AWESOME!!

Video games are the best!

"BANG BANG!""BANG BANG!""I LOVE IT!""I LOVE IT!"














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Subject:  what ? no comment ?
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Author:  kliktrak
Date:  1 February, 2007 - 11:40

How could we dare let a valued DScouts article go by without a single comment !

so the sick people would say...

Tomb Raider is appropriate cause they be travelling coffins for the most part...what with the stats on Taxi accident fatalities...

KLIKTRAK
http://kliktrak.partychief.com


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