Bloody wopsacs, that thing should be put to good use firing shots of Jagermeister into mah belly!
But you're right - some o's have just got no clue, and as far as they're concerned any gig is an excuse to behave like Hagar The Horrible's aggro brother, which is just...weak, really. Then again, it's quite satisfying to see imbeciles damaging themselves in pursuit of Darwin Awards...I think they call that Schadenfreude in German...