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Ain't Much Rock 'n Roll...

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Ain't Much Rock 'n Roll...
Submitted by hedmekanik on Saturday, September 8, 2007 - 13:09

They slouch, they pose like they’re in the Libertines, and they effect a nonchalance which projects an air of ‘I’ve just had a hit of brown in the toilets and you lot are about as interesting as watching the lawn grow’. And they all – every last motherfuckin’ one of ‘em (thanks for that, Quentin) - wear that ubiquitous indicator of pseudo-übercool, the skinny jean pant.

They are the new generation of indie music wannabes and by god, but my grandmother would give them a run for their money. With a cooler-than-thou attitude and a carefully cultivated air of importance, they’re the result of a good clean upbringing and the desperate need to project a bit of cred. The only thing is, they’re about as authentic as the twenty-buck Oakleys I bought off that Congolese carguard at North Beach last week. Ladies and gents, I give you... drumroll... the Indie Winkie Brigade!

For a bunch of supposed late-nite lurkers who by all rights should be hanging out at dingy bars and having ‘character-building experiences’ like taking cheap speed and getting into scraps over beers and babes, they’re awfully diet. With all the accoutrements of the New Romantics – scarves, badges, hats, belts, blazers and teased hair, they have assumed the mantle of swaggering white youth.

That said, they’re certainly not punk – at least you can say that the real punks out there go in for a bit of a punchup and rough and tumble. Give you the finger, sneer a bit – that at least is attitude. The Indie Winkie isn’t really dispossessed; they just wanna look like they are. They’re from good homes, they’ve all got cash and cars, and most are either students in the new rash of private colleges or else work in one of the creative industries. This explains the art-school mentality and the excessively expensive T-shirts emblazoned with either Ramones logo’s, punk-style scrawls or antique graphics. Off the back of which a number of clothing labels are laughing to the bank. Now, correct me if wrong, but mass-produced ain’t very indie, now is it?

The funny thing is, a lot of them do play in bands. None of which are particularly remarkable, as is obvious by the fact that they’re still here in Durban, gigging at nondescript church hall events and haven’t yet graduated to playing in real bars and clubs where – god forbid – people actually get raucous and occasionally get down and dirty. Probably a problem, coming home at 5am with a split lip, when you still live with mum and dad. A rough night for this lot is three apple sours and a Windhoek light, and home to bed. As I said, my grandmother etc etc...

All in all, there ain’t much rock ‘n roll in their rock ‘n roll. No nose bleeds, no public brawls and press-worthy shitkicker antics. They’re not really in it for life, the Indie Winkies. It’s just a phase they’re going through. Soon enough they’ll grow out of it and get shacked up with a nice girl named Tammy or Cindy and settle down to become good little consumers. Which brings me to my point. As William Burroughs once said about gods – ‘You’re not a god unless you can do it.’ And to be rock ‘n roll, you’ve gotta do rock ‘n roll. You can’t buy it and put it on, like a Truworths T-shirt.

That’s not rock ‘n roll – that’s just Indie Winkie.


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Subject:  indie winkie
Author:  chrisso
Date:  10 September, 2007 - 10:36

Nice post.

Same thing happened to Nirvana alternate, same thing happened to punk, trance and hiphop. As soon as something becomes cool and marketable, it instantly loses what made it cool in the first place.

To get some individuality back then, the best way is to remain completely uncool. I am therefore gonna be a chess playing, veldskoen wearing, endangered animal hunting nazi fascist with a pungent body odor and bizarre sexual preferences..


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Subject:  chrisso> I think that style
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Author:  capdog
Date:  10 September, 2007 - 10:39

chrisso> I think that style is very cool.

hed> Yeah, what chrisso said... the phenomenon definitely occurs across all sub-genres, and is not limited to "indies". Nice article though! Sure to piss someone off. ;)


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Subject:  i aint argueing
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Author:  xcpointx
Date:  11 September, 2007 - 14:24

I think the skinny pant thing came back in with the electroclash scene ages ago tho?

But its popularity here has mostly surged suddenly with the hardcore kids following the trend overseas. As it happens too, a few hardcore kids like dancey indie stuff too.
To my knowledge the scarves and bandana thing come from the hardcore scene embracing that as well. Been around for many years, different colours and which pocket you put your bandana in meant different things : straightedge, socialist, gay, bi, etc. A secret 'code'.

But wait!!! This Summer the tight jeans will be cut off to above the knee. We saw it on our tour across stages of the USA last year.
They made a minor appearance in Durban last Summer but now that the tight thing has officially hit this Winter, this Summer is gonna be cut off toit-ed out to the max.
Completely putrid looking (but thats the point).

From Ramones, Iggy Pop, Sex Pistols... its always been a rock and roll thing. Deal with it guys.

Your un-official style forecaster..

Interesting reading:
http://observer.guardian.co.uk/woman/story/0,,1683979,00.html

http://www.askmen.com/fashion/fashiontip/tip13.html


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Subject:  Drat!
Author:  hedmekanik
Date:  11 September, 2007 - 14:41

Drat! Foiled again...

Damn, thought more people'd be pissed. Seems not. Ah, well, che sera..

Note to self - most honkies've left the country...must try piece on afro's next...


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Subject:  toit schpoit
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Author:  T.
Date:  17 October, 2007 - 12:04

I know its coming, hell, its here already,
but noooooooooo! toit pants are enough to deal
with, but those little cut off toit shorts are just
more than I can bear (bare) yuk!
Maybe its just me.


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Subject:  Mine eyes have seen the coming...
Author:  hedmekanik
Date:  18 October, 2007 - 08:54

An' it ain't pretty.

http://hedmekania.blogspot.com/


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